Saturday, July 31, 2010

FUCK BLOGGING IM TUMBLR'N

Ok, after mucho thoughtage I have decided to say fuck you to blogging and hello to tumblr'n which is essentially the same as blogging only better thought out.

so here is the link to my new blog/tumblr account
http://xevvy.tumblr.com/

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Ok, so in preparation for my sexy sleepover I thought I would post a few sexy photos of me and my duck on my bed...in the closest thing to what I wear to bed (which is nothing) that I felt comfortabe posting on my blog. I like these photos cuz they remind me a touch of Katy Perry...go me


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Turkey Baster

Oh Kay,

So..., below you will find a few shots that are from my 'awkward screenshot thread'. Since I havent really been having a life the past few months, what with my apartment change, dungeon change, and taking over for ava as studio manager, I havent had a chance to actually go out and do anything interesting....so I live vicariously through the odd photos taken of models or me, or both...and imagine funny scenarios

scenario one:


We are in a parallel universe where people have colonies on their feet, and they are the sexy chat hostess'...especially that middle toe...shes suuuper kinky



scenario two:

Ava and xev are kissin cousins...and ava just found out she dun dere got herself pregnant, but how will she tell xev.....since all they was doin was kissin...now shes in a world of confussun cuz she didnt think she could get knocked up by kissin gurls....maybe she should go give her friendly hug to brother earl again down by that there waterin' hole.




scenario three:

In which I am a circus contortionist....and extortionist?
I work all day making sure I GET MY WAY....WITH A...RUSSIAN ACCENT!!! I dress in fur and the tiniest, highest high heels..and I chain smoke....then, at night I go to my freak show and shake my money maker while becoming a human pretzel.....then home to my trailor with ten cats and a british rake name Tim

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Mine Party


Hello my beauties.
I HAVE DECIDED ON A DATE FOR MY SECOND ANNIVERSARY
IT'LL BE AN ALLLLLL NIGHTER; WOOT!
JULY 31ST 10PM-AUGUST 1ST...WHENEVER IM WAAAYYY TOO TIRED...or too drunk....sounds like fun, doesnt it? I think so!.
SO LETS GET NAKED TOGETHER