Xev Delexx Has Moved

FUCK BLOGGING IM TUMBLR'N

2010-07-31T12:06:00.001-07:00

Ok, after mucho thoughtage I have decided to say fuck you to blogging and hello to tumblr'n which is essentially the same as blogging only better thought out.

so here is the link to my new blog/tumblr account
http://xevvy.tumblr.com/

2010-07-22T19:31:00.000-07:00

Ok, so in preparation for my sexy sleepover I thought I would post a few sexy photos of me and my duck on my bed...in the closest thing to what I wear to bed (which is nothing) that I felt comfortabe posting on my blog. I like these photos cuz they remind me a touch of Katy Perry...go me

Turkey Baster

2010-07-20T17:48:00.000-07:00

Oh Kay,

So..., below you will find a few shots that are from my 'awkward screenshot thread'. Since I havent really been having a life the past few months, what with my apartment change, dungeon change, and taking over for ava as studio manager, I havent had a chance to actually go out and do anything interesting....so I live vicariously through the odd photos taken of models or me, or both...and imagine funny scenarios

scenario one:

We are in a parallel universe where people have colonies on their feet, and they are the sexy chat hostess'...especially that middle toe...shes suuuper kinky

scenario two:

Ava and xev are kissin cousins...and ava just found out she dun dere got herself pregnant, but how will she tell xev.....since all they was doin was kissin...now shes in a world of confussun cuz she didnt think she could get knocked up by kissin gurls....maybe she should go give her friendly hug to brother earl again down by that there waterin' hole.

scenario three:

In which I am a circus contortionist....and extortionist?
I work all day making sure I GET MY WAY....WITH A...RUSSIAN ACCENT!!! I dress in fur and the tiniest, highest high heels..and I chain smoke....then, at night I go to my freak show and shake my money maker while becoming a human pretzel.....then home to my trailor with ten cats and a british rake name Tim

Mine Party

2010-07-18T22:10:00.000-07:00

Hello my beauties.
I HAVE DECIDED ON A DATE FOR MY SECOND ANNIVERSARY
IT'LL BE AN ALLLLLL NIGHTER; WOOT!
JULY 31ST 10PM-AUGUST 1ST...WHENEVER IM WAAAYYY TOO TIRED...or too drunk....sounds like fun, doesnt it? I think so!.
SO LETS GET NAKED TOGETHER

NEW STUFFFFFFFF

2010-06-23T19:27:00.001-07:00

OK, so I know I havent posted in a while....bad xev!

so heres a bunch of new stuff Ive recently aquired

I guess you know what kind of person I am

2009-12-15T06:13:00.000-08:00

Name the first words you see.

peep
malice
naked
maniac
lust

My Madlibs

2009-12-13T20:35:00.000-08:00

Dear RONALD MCDONALD,

Well, we are here at the HUGE seaside hotel in the HOT TUB. The weather is PULSATINGLY SWEATY and the temperature is TWO degrees. Our hotel room looks out onto a garden filled with PUSSY trees and tropical PENISES. The natives are all GIGANTIC and spend their time FUCKING and riding their BALLS through the streets. Most of them only speak DIRTY, but I can communicate by making signs with my LABIA. The local food is really WET. Mostly their eat DIRTY Burritos and refried WHIPPED CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES. Our hotel only costs a hundred COCKSUCKERS a day. We are going to spend the week MELTING and then come home.
wish you were here.

Its a small world, afterall

2009-12-10T10:08:00.000-08:00

Ok, so I was just on facebook...my non-xev account, and a guy I met in new york messages me.

backstory: last year in new york i met a ton of students from around the world. One guy I met was from germany.

we exchanged facebooks and have sortof stayed in touch

Today he messages me saying that his friend showed him a video of a girl on a balloon and a vibrator.

turn out....it was me. and his friend said something along the lines of "that girl really knows how to tease and get herself off, lol.

anyways, small world

poladroid

2009-12-07T11:38:00.000-08:00

Ok so I totally just found the most amazing program!!!!!!!
Its called Poladroid, and what it does it it takes your regular digital files and makes them look like polaroids.

What I like about it is the fact that you can shake your photo and stop it from finishing, if you are happy with how it looks mid-developement.

The program comes with a cute desktop polaroid camera which you drag and grop your photos into and then PSSSHT and here comes your photo...either wait for it to develope...or shake to make it quicker. HAHA

so here are a few of mine

Chill out with my hot hot chocolate recipe

2009-12-05T19:15:00.000-08:00

Winter approaches and we huddle in our boxes trying to keep warm...

my solution to break the dull gray monotony....sex. If sex is unavailable, meet chocolate...specifically hot chocolate....wards off the cold, and gives you that little serotonin kick you always love minus some hardcore drugs that fuck with your brain.

SOOOOoooo....I will give you my little hot chocolate recipe...its got a little kick in it to wake you up (and no, its not liquor, and its not coffee)

Now, I personally dont measure anything at all....so eyeball it...your making something for you ...you obviously will taste it....well I hope you dont just forget it on the counter like I sometimes do.

moving on.

you will need
a pot
milk/cream (or substitute with soy product)
cocoa powder (I like the 70% because its just a bit sweet)
cayenne pepper, in powdered form
a stiry thing...whisk! (say it, its fun)

whisk...whisk.....

sugar (brown, white,raw, icing, doesnt matter pick what you like. or whatevers left in the cupboard)

and thats all i can think of at the moment...cinnamon if you like it, but cayenne will be good enough

step one: pour milk into pot, turn pot to a medium heat
two: stir in a little bit of cream so that the total liquid is the amount you want to ingest
three: add cocoa powder to taste, and add a bit more!
four: whisk until there is no floaty cocoa islands
five: add a half teaspoon of cayenne pepper to the mix...( if you like super spicy do a full teaspoon...if thats not good enough try throwing some dried red hot peppers)
six: add sugar....a teaspoon or three should do it.

stir, stir stir....WHISK WHISK WHISK

add your face additions like marshmallows, cookies, whipped cream (dont forget to sprinkle some cayenne pepper on top!

hot enough? then pour into mug and serve...num num num
ENJOY

OMIGOD

2009-12-05T11:32:00.001-08:00

OMIGOD I AM LIKE TOTTALLY KRIKKEN SORRY I HAVE LIKE TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN ANYTHING IN LIKE A WHOLE FUGGIN MONTH ITS LIKE I HAVE NO LIKE IDEA LIKE WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIKE HEAD.

OMIGOD THIS PAST MONTH WAS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME, I LIKE DIED MY HAIR AND LIKE GRADUATED AND THEN I LIKE WALKED, AND LIKE JOINED A GYM AND THEN I LIKE HAVE BEEN XMAS SHOPPING CUZ THATS LIKE SOMETHING I LIKE TOTALLY HAVE TO DO BEFORE I LIKE LEAVE ON THE SEVENTEENTH.

OMIGOD I LIKE TOTALLY AM STOKED ABOUT HAVING THE CHANCE TO LIKE TOTALLY DO KEDRA UP HER LIKE BUM WITH LIKE A GLASS DILDO IT WAS LIKE SO HAWT.

OMIGOD I CANT WAIT UNTIL LIKE MY NEXT POST OR WHATEVER

wOWEE bITRTHdEE

2009-11-05T09:06:00.000-08:00

Hey y'all!!
I just wanted to say thank you for the orgasmerific birthday shift last night...soooo many ormagasms.

sooo.....many.

Thanks to grey and Jtgreen who took me for my very first dp pvt and walked me through the basics of a cam worth dp...holy wow....Ill definitely be doing that again....My eyes were watering it was so good!

Im so excited because at 22 this should be the best year eva!!!!

xoxo
Xev

You are Cordially Invited

2009-10-28T11:38:00.001-07:00

TO MY BIRTHDAY SHIFT!!!!

GO HERE TO CHAT WITH ME

Shut up woman get on my horse

2009-10-21T22:48:00.000-07:00

Go here....Go there now...this is better then the badger song...by far
You are welcome

1930s berlin

2009-09-27T20:08:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone!!

It is late evening where I am right now, and not 24 hours ago was I beginning my 1930s berlin themed evening. After spending 4 hours on my hair and makeup I quickly got into my sexy brown and blue garterbelt and my floow length blue satin gown. I put on my peach filly slippers, hat and stole that I had made out of extra bear fur I had laying around and Off I went, slave in hand.

Upon getting to the venue (which had recently changed to a less appropriate space due to the last place closing its doors without notice) I got myself my very first cosmopolitain, which to be honest was delicious. Then eventually I met up with little miss Adele who was looking mighty fine on her birthday evening. (thought you boys would like a quick peek at her) After making out with a few people for a bit, then standing in the rain for 40 minutes after the bar closed, the Limo finally picked me and my lush self up and brought me to the afterparty where I promptly stipped off my blue gown and walked around in only my garters and stockings (Did I mention I wasnt wearing a bra or panties? surprised?) Anyhow Adele got a few awesome lapdances, one of which from me untill some yerky boy found his way over and interrupted us. Anyhoo I was invited to an orgy afterwards which I was all prepared to go and be my voyeuristic self at, but I soon found out there would be drugs involved and I dont know if you know this but im pretty anti-drug in most hard cases.

Anyway its about..shockingly 7am and I realise Ive been out partying for 9 hours and have been starving the whole time. SooOOoo Adele and our friends and I went outside3 where it was still raining, and to be honest freezing cold rain while wearing sating dress and a tiny fur stole is not comfy. So we caught a buss downtown which took us to a tim hortons where we had breakfast then parted our separate ways so that we could find our respective beds and be off with the fairies

On the taxi ride home, of course I could only discuss the weather with the driver and I said it may stop raining later in the day, but his responce was "No I called jesus yesterday and he said no sun, only rain today"

Thats a Long distance plan I cannot afford......

News Update...I guess

2009-09-20T22:47:00.000-07:00

Hello beautiful people who may or may not be reading this....

well Im writing it so at least I am reading it.

Anyway, updates. Ah yes. I recently repainted the inside of my dungeon because we plan to move the space to a new area of town....one more....accepting of different lifestyles and it was almost heartbreaking to repaint the place white after being eggplant and red for so many months.

Ah but that is life, repainting, changing and remodelling every little while to become, move and transform into something one hundred times different and one hundred times better...in most cases. A lot of people in our fetish community have been asking when the next party s and the answer is I do not know....not because we havent moved but because we havent found our place yet. but thats life.

Anyhow, I hung out with miss Kedra today and went shopping at value village. I got a cute skirt, teal sweater and a bubble skirt. She got like 4 sweaters and this sweet alien/sci-fi/star trekky type dress which is going to be SO HOT on her.

I am possibly going to be starting my own femdom site....well, by possible I mean I am and it is currently in its "figuring out what the fuck im doing" stage. Haha.

Im on at work tomorrow and I have no clue as to what I want to wear...at all. something sexy...I hope...perhaps something 30s inspired....

anyhow here are some random pictures

ciao for now,
Xev!

awesome

2009-09-08T20:18:00.001-07:00

Wasteland Update

2009-09-08T18:40:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone!!!

Im down in the U old S of A sitting with |Web babe of the year Trisha Uptown, who is a super big sweetheart and we're relaxing before a very long, hard two days of shooting. Im excited because this will be the first model I have ever shot with whom I have never met before.

Our shoot will be less focused on beating this little one up and more focused on humiliation which should be fun. I am told there will be a 'houdini' box waiting for us at the studio which Trisha says 'sounds fun' heheeheh

anyhoudini, I will see you all friday with a much more 'in depth' ;) account of my playtime with miss Uptown.

kisses.
Xev

A picture of Trisha Uptown and Xev Delexx

Qwebec Expo

2009-08-30T15:22:00.000-07:00

This year I went to the Qwebec expo and holy moly was it coolsville.
so many cool people, and this was just on the tradeshow floor

The first nights party was neat because I dressed up as DOUBLE AGENT 69. Unfortunately I have no photos of it at the moment because someone who was supposed to show up didnt.:(

anyhoodle. I went home early the first night saving up my energy for night two of the expo. As I took my cab to where I was staying, I apparently dropped my cellphone in that very cab. My cell was on vibrate from the party and was also dying. I got to where I was going, grabbed my charger and then looked for my phone.....nothing....crap. I called my phone until it died and have contacted lots and lots of cab companies. trouble is I dont know which company i took.

anyway

Day two; wake up, wait 30 minutes for the subway to take my from my friends place to the trade show, am 5 minutes late. (you all know how much I hate that)
11-6pm drink bloody cezars with the big wigs, talk shop, make promotions/proposals/talk software
6-8 drink vodka cranberry with lots of people in the suite party

8-10 go chill with keds and get ready for night out

1015: get to party little late due to traffic. party hand out drink tickets, look sexy....oggle the boobie girls, fondle kedra, smoke cigarettes, dance, drink gin and tonics....party

3:00 lights on, everybody out. Im finally drunk get in a cab have an exceedingly awkward conversation with a not so friendly taxi man. he takes the long way, I have him drop me off a block from the place, another cig, tinside, upstairs, eat pasta into bed.

this morning I ordered myself a new phone....its so hot pink lg neon

43rd post

2009-08-15T14:47:00.000-07:00

Ok....apparently this is my 43rd post.....little crazy dont you think?

Oh Kay, its been a year since I started my debauchery-based workstyle and looking back Im pretty happy. Of course a girl can't live a fun life without a few hiccups now and then.

But overall Im pretty happy.

Last night I had a Mistress Slumber party which was absolutely amazing.
We has salad and shrimp and pasta and drinks all served by our personal slaves. There were lots of laughs a few tears and some very, berry red bums.

We watched Secretary which, if you didnt all ready know is a very amazing movie, which actually helped me float into a bdsm lifestyle.

Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking less chatty more piccy...and you will get your lasted photos as soon as im done talking.

ANYWAY, We woke up this morning and had pancakes and coffee (which the slaves ruined the first time because they dont know how to actuallybrew coffee on a stovetop) aqnd eventually I came home.

Im really excited about the Qwebec Expo. Gonna look hot, and I get to part-ay and meet some masters of the intra-web.

HUGE!

MMORPG

2009-08-10T16:18:00.000-07:00

hko.aeriagames.com/playnow

OMG HELLO KITTY MMORPG!!

i AM TOTALLY PLAYING WHEN ITS OUT

youtube spectaculaire.

2009-08-01T16:23:00.000-07:00

hey all

what you are looking at just above this is a picture of the stupid mushroom that decided to grow out of my bathroom ceiling randomly while I was on vacation. It is gone now and there is a nice one foot hole in the ceiling which will apparently be fixed. 'soon'
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above this post somewhere are a bunch of spectaculaire youtube clips I have been making. sOOOoo just to let you all know this is geared to my home life, balloons, inflateables (with a few videos of other girls)

I hope you will enjoy the content that I will be uploading.

http://www.youtube.com/user/XevDelexx

also dont forget about my clips4sale site Doll 'D Up

http://www.clips4sale.com/store/30155

Vacation etc

2009-07-21T16:58:00.000-07:00

hey all im back from vacation. sorry I havent posted in a long time. Ive been soooOOOoo busy with wasteland shoots, domination, working at BalloonDirectory.com

as well as Livecamnetwork.com

bah, this summer is going by SOOOO fast!

at least I dont have to go back to school...except to go back to pick up my dip-plome-uh

and wont that be fun...haha not.

Babies

2009-06-24T12:45:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all

so...my hedgehog had 2 babies....

and I believe she ate one which is sick....but natural.

So Now, I believe she has one lobvely baby and its so tiny and cute..he or she is so cute i ts effin rediculous...absolutely sweet

he or she squeeks a lot which is a good sign of a healthy baby.

The picture above is of new born hoglets....

I dont really have much else to say other than I am done university and I am looking forward to the inflateables party I am going to this weekend with Kitty and Emma from emmasballoons!!!

sATURDAY nIGHTS

2009-06-18T09:54:00.000-07:00

This comic was sent to me by a friend who said "why do I get the feeling this is what saturday nights at your place is like."

I love my friends

what i do when im bored

2009-06-12T12:09:00.000-07:00

there are a few things I do when Im bored.

bake cupcakes.
Edit my blogBlow up random inflatable things

SmokeRead
Smoke while reading
Bite my nails

watch a movie.

ehst do you do when your bored?

New Hair and a Doll Store

2009-06-11T09:57:00.000-07:00

hey sexy Muffins!

SooOOOOoooo.... Last night...I dyed my hair...and i hope you like it. It looks like a chocolate auburn deliciousness of coffee.....mmmm
excuse the fact that Im wearing absolutely no makeup in this photo...I know...scary ;)

also, I just finished and uploaded a few clips to my doll clip store.

For those of you into the doll/robot/freeze fetish, you may want to check it out

anyhoodle, I have to get back to my life now. cya!

Xev_

All about the Pussy

2009-06-08T09:16:00.001-07:00

The photos you are currently beholding are of me and Jackie Esther Derrida. After coming home from a party last night my roomate and I were followed by this skinny little fluff of fur.

And did I mention I already have a cat? she wasnt very impressed at fist, now they are getting a bit friendlier.

Up-Blogdate

2009-06-04T15:25:00.000-07:00

dear strangers and those of you whom I know...online,

Hi there and thanks for actually payin mucho attenti-onay to me bloggin' stay-le.

someone just told me about piss shivers.....

commonly known as the pee shakes or, if your an adult, piss shivers...its a tingling sensation down the spine which causes an involuntairy twitch.

Also, it is the best excuse if you happen to piss on your urinal neighbours shoes while drunk..or in my case, having a vag...all over the floor...or car tires...whatever.

Some people think it feels like when you get the shakes when it gets cold...I like to think of it as..."tiny orgasm" Like fuck yes that felt wonderful ;)

anyway enough talk about pee...lets move up a couple inches and talk pubes! ^_^

my pubes are gone....I had a run in with some foaming nair...that went in the wrong spot and messed up my landing strip.

So...after that I decided to start anew.....and shave down it alll.......all gone...now im smooth as a michael bolton cd....mmm....

so...what do you think about pubic hair? I dont mind a nice walk through a mossy feild...but I dont like the to hack my way through the depths of a jungle...get my teeth caught in all that sh*t...

hehehehe

anyway...im working...bugger off cuz you most likely are slacking off too.

Xev's Hair

2009-05-31T21:46:00.000-07:00

Ok...so after hurting my back in a stupid way that will not be discussed, I spent a few days at home..getting bed rest, which drove me absofrikkenlutely bonkerz.

I hate being stuck in one place too long (unless Im having orgasms...which is a completely different manner) Anyway...So I ended up going to my sunday morning job and getting home with a full afternoon of rest ahead of me. I had no plans on account of my back stuff.

Anyhoodle, I decided it was time for a change....a hair change that is...and to be honest going to the salon started costing a waay way toomuch. So I decided to git myself a new colour. I have been wanting pink for quite some time. Also Ive been wanting rogue hair for as long as I can remember....

Time lapse of store shop then home then smoke then hair doing, burning, spilling on the bathroom floor, walking around apartment in panties, then naked...hot shower, make coffee, towel dry then blow dry then get dressed so roomate doesnt have a heart attackl when he gets home...

And mr roots are pale and my hair is somewhat pink! Even though it was attempted, no rogue hair was accomplished. Unfortunately the best photo I have of this hair is taken right before I was kicked from my borrowed cmomputer by my roomate. Anyhoo, ive altered his face slightly for his own privacy purposes.

Well boys, Im not sure how long it will stay like this but here it goes....

enjoy,
xxxx

In sickness and in stealth

2009-05-21T08:15:00.000-07:00

A few hours after my last blog was updated, my computer was mangled and destroyed by a horrible virus that fried all of my system files and who knows what else.

Currently I know I have lost everything, but that there is a very very slim chance that I might get some of the things I have been working on back.

Well. Crap.

I am in the market for a new computer and it seems I may have found it. After speaking with my nerdy fellow chat hostess Kedra, this ugly looking baby seems to have it all.http://www.bestbuy.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?logon=&langid=EN&sku_id=0926INGFS10118241&catid=20354#

so this is the possible new baby. The only complaints I have heard are that the letters may be difficult to read because of the bronze finish (oh no..) dont people learn how to type looking at what they are writing, not the jumble of letters in front of them. Its like sp-ee-oh-kih-n-guh phonetically.> Also that the fan can be loud....its and effin laptop of course the fans gonna be a bit loud. otherwise it would be off.

so, this baby runs at about 749.00 which really isnt that bad, but if you guys see me working a lot more inn the next lil while....well, youll know why. Maybe you can take me private and we'll talk about dual cores and opperating systems ;)

2009-05-18T14:40:00.000-07:00

Due to some recent issues of well...Things I wont get into, I will be opening up my own personal Clips for sale Doll, robot and freeze fetish store. You are all welcome to give me ideas, and requests for special photosets and whatnot and they will be posted asap.

xoxoxo Xev

doll performance awesome possub

2009-05-05T14:59:00.000-07:00

hey just got photos back from my doll performance I recently did in a club. it was super fun

phone etc

2009-04-30T19:21:00.001-07:00

got my phone and my hair did.

another one bites the dust

2009-04-30T07:49:00.000-07:00

woah-ho, illness has struck

2009-04-30T07:16:00.000-07:00

hey all. I had to leave chat yesterday...uhg my head cold was really stuffy

and after trying to clear out my brain with a few mind shattering privates, I was exhausted. So I moseyed my cute little bum on home to bed...and later found out I was "hot"...

I was flattered but when my roomate corrected my mine tracked though and told me that by hot I was running a fever, a=I thought great, no wonder you were so cold. well at least I wont have to have your frigid hand all over my hot body.....

hehehehe

ok so im slightly disillusion what of it?

Ive been masturbating a lot to get the fever out and it seems to be working!
Im tired and today I have an appointment to get my hair re-done for my shoot at wasteland.

SOOOO EXCITING

hot.

the photo you are seeing is from last years quebec expo....or qwebexpo......not 100% sure how to spell it...sorry Michele Plant and whoever else I may just insult.....
>.<

anyhoodle. I hope you little sexies get alll the3 sexies in the sexcity!

ciao bellas
xev

what to conceive a child on live cam?

2009-04-20T21:39:00.001-07:00

what to conceive a child on live cam?

blah blah

2009-04-12T20:39:00.000-07:00

Lol cats are funny.

I need sleeps.

Thank you for liking pictures I put up ....I have two for you.

xoxo.

xev

Unicorns and rainbows and myspacedotcom!

2009-04-05T20:38:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone....

the uh "title' of this posting is from Family guy....which I have been watching on the televisions I'd been setting up the past week for my vernissage......

Oddly enough, since I watch any shows on the inter-web, I had forgotten that televisions receive station signals sans-cable wire.

Anyhow, my show is up. Its an intermedia video/sculpture/found object installation incorporating quite a few things....yeah.

here's a mini text I wrote that goes with it:::

Playing on multiple Televisions are a series of performances where I depict different female character roles. Most of these characters are situated in the stereotypical “home” environment, performing stereotypical roles. Each female character displayed in this video installation present an apparent dissatisfaction with their generic home bound existence.

So yeah....that was like 45 minutes of wracking my brain so it would orgasm out something brain-delectable. I do realise its a tad redundant but you know what....who cares....It makes sense to me.

and also Im missing working my shifts. I get so horny when I can only do a shift a week. It really kills my non-existent sex life when I don't have anyone to bump and grind in front of.

This had got to be the longest bloggity blog I've written yet.

Like two weeks until I finish this semester...then its one class and ciao forever University....I will have received a Bachelors in Fine Arts...hopefully with some sort of award...but I doubt it.

My next shift will be Thursday. Unfortunately...and well foretunately the days I normally work I will be babysitting my pieces......

ciao for now.
xoxoxo
Xev

Wasteland Update

2009-04-03T19:25:00.000-07:00

Mistress Irony's Delight ~ 16 Minute Run Time

Mistress Irony is so cruel, how she loves hurting her beautiful slave Ava. Her cries of pain send shivers down her spine and make her so wet.. How she loves the way her body flinches as she tries to move away from her Mistress' touch in dreaded anticipation... In fact torturing Ava like this always makes Mistress so hot she forces Ava to make her cum again and again. Mistress Irony then pushes a large dildo deep inside Ava and commands that she fucks it as Mistress holds it in place. When she realizes how much she's enjoying it she decides to make her cum "a la Irony style." Attaching the zipper down Ava's side she forces her to cum. At the height of her climax, Mistress Irony rips the zipper off and watches as Ava collapses in total agony.

Out in the park

2009-04-03T19:23:00.000-07:00

Hey all I havent posted...sorry...Im so busy with school...end of the year...end of my degree...Oh boy oh boy the stress...Mayhaps someone would liek to help me relieve some of it next thursday during my shift.....

I'm not bad, I was just drawn that way

2009-03-22T15:20:00.000-07:00

Ok,

So by now most of you know about my Jessica Rabbit obsession....Ive got the dress and the gloves and the shoes and I geekily know 'Why don't you do right?' by heart.....

She was recently featured on SNL played by Jessica Biel....whom prior to this stint I thought she was essentially a sexy crap actress who butchered movies.

http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/4638833/12400976

so hot.

Hedgie Babies

2009-03-08T11:24:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY OMG IM SO HAPPY

i was worried...well you all know i have a male and female hedgehog and I was worried that they would never mate because my female is kindof a bitch....

but my roomate came to me tonight being like "they are squeeking and im worried ( i keep them in the living room) and i go over and they were running around the pen all crazy like....

then i bring up the following video on youtube

and he says its that noise only less fast....

MY BABIES ARE GUNNA HAVE BABIES YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well thats if my female carries to full term...but yeah....BABIES

anyway this is a hedgehog in extreme pain...makes me sad

Camming from home!!!!

2009-03-04T09:06:00.000-08:00

Hello all my sexies!

Today, I just upped my lappy with Chatvibe...and alas, It works! Finally!!!!

So Im going to be testing out how my chatters like me from home....Theres so much that can be done....like......uh........

BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE MY NICE BIG SUPPLY OF BALLOONS AT HOME NOW WEO WEO WEO WEO

and....

SMOKING!!!!

I HAVE A FEW INFLATEABLE THINGS AT HOME ASWELL.....

AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF UNDERWEAR!!!! yOULL BE ABLE TO MEET MY BEDROOM!!!

Well you decide!

Ill see you then

Wasteland Mistress

2009-03-01T18:09:00.000-08:00

Hello sexies.

Im so excited to announce that one of my Videos for the shoot I did for wasteland.com is now up!

I think its pretty hot. Brings back memories of the shoot, with my sexy co-star Ava subbing tremendously under ridiculous amounts of pressure.

Im very excited to see more videos and photos that may be up in the future!

They Say

"Mistress Irony with hair matching her personality uses a revolutionary new fucking machine. Shockspot - graciously donated to us from Shockspot.net - with its amazing versatility, able to mimic a real lover, Slave Ava is taken to the edge and back over and over again - She can take much more pain when she is this turned on, and Mistress Irony uses Ava's level of arousal against her. Brutally torturing her flesh with wax, clamps, and crops. Tears flow as Ava is pushed deep into subspace - the place slaves go to deal with the pain. Watch her visibly accept the pain, quell the tears, prepare herself, and then undergo a new volley of physical assaults that take her to a new level, and unleash a new flow of tears."

Tattoos....YUMMY

2009-02-25T10:42:00.000-08:00

Ok everyone.

Ive got my lexx tattoo and thats kind of nerdy...and Ive always wanted a geek tattoo....

Some of you may know about my obsession with coffee, others may know about the teapots....

So what does this all have in common?

science!
(thats always the answer bill nye)

I've decided sometime in the near future that I would like to get a representation of a caffeine molecule tattooed on my...

behind the ear? most likely

(music) I love coffee coffee coffee bracket three bracket three (/music)

so guys...what do you think?

Hot Potato

2009-02-25T10:25:00.000-08:00

this seems kindof sexy and fun

One potato, two potato, three potato . . . FRAK!

History lesson, boys and girls; everyone take their seats. In 1539, people were bored and poor. One day, Filius Giles of North Southwesteasternshire thought of a great way to pass the time. He took a chunk of lead (called a "pohtaytoh" by blacksmiths of the time) and heated it up. Gathering some friends, he dipped the pohtaytoh in lard with his tongs and threw it to his closest friend. The lard began melting away as each person threw it to another, hoping not to get burned by the "hot pohtaytoh." Apparently, everyone had a blast, and the game has survived today.

And now Hot Pohtaytoh has evolved into the Shock Ball. The Shock Ball plays just like the classic game - with one major alteration. This ball doesn't want you to win. It wants you to drop it and lose. And to get you to drop it, the Shock Ball (as you probably have guessed) shoots out random electrical shocks (and lights up to make the experience more enjoyable). If you can hold onto the Shock Ball, you will quickly become the Shock Ball Champ. And everyone will know you have nerves of steel and a very unique hairstyle (you know, from all the shocks). Shocking fun for everyone.

The Shock Ball is approx. 2.5" in diameter,has an auto off function (for a modicum of safety), and uses 2 AAA batteries (not included).

Cancelation of a shift

2009-02-23T13:03:00.000-08:00

I always hate canceling a shift. makes me sad. But generally a chat hostess needs to be 110% in order to perform well for a constant 4 hours.

So....I will return to the sexy schedule this saturday to perform 210% since I will have been resting away the week.

So boys bring your hankies and your lotions because Ive got a hankerin' for some luffin'.

By the way the picture is for you...

New studio...REMIX

2009-02-18T16:01:00.000-08:00

hey all! I am proud to announce that I was the very first girl to Cristen the new Live Cam Network studio today. The chatter: Grey
he is a greaaattt guy.

Ive also been working on the Doll vids. Finally have some two girl videos up that are looking pretty terrrriiific!

Uhm...not much to say at the moment. hoping tto actually be able to plan my slumber party; the last being canceled due to the studio move. Blergh.

This here is a picture of Starla and I posing. She is a sexy movable fembot.... I am just a mannequin. I had tons of fun shooting this video and could not help but laugh.

Let me seee.....Im finishing my last year of University and its driving me somewhat batty, all of the things I have to work on and plan. Y'argh!

I did my shoot for wasteland.com...not the netherlands one, but the U.S one and that was fantastic. Ava's bum was soooooo soooooo bruised and now there are no marks. Good old witch hazel...helps everything.

ANyway I hope you somewhat enjoyed this entry.

ciao

Xev <3

Xev_'s All Girls No Boys Slumber Party

2009-01-27T20:54:00.000-08:00

Hey Y'all

The third weekend (friday most likely) of Febuary Im going to be having fun on cam with a bunch of other girls. SLUMBER PARTY!!! I haven't had one of these in soooo long. Going to drink my bum off, dance the night away.

I, and hopefully the other girls will be chatting online, doing duos and whatnot into the weeeeee hours of the morn. Hotness.

I think I will bring spin the bottle.....what do you think?

If you click on the image on the right side...the one of my Livecamnetwork...It will bring you to my bio. from there you can check out more info on how to chat with me, moi, me! (and some other sexy babes!)

Hope to see you there sexy man! (and ladies!)

Pebbles von Rubberband, Poison Apples..

2009-01-19T19:55:00.000-08:00

Ok, so I decided on Pebbles Von Rubberband.
Shes still finicky but is starting to warm up to me.

My male still wants nothing to do with her.

Its quite funny.

I am posting my doll clip link today

XEV DOLL

I hope you enjoy them.

I haven't got any new balloon vidz up....but whatever.

Its my friend Starla's Birthday Party on friday and I just bought the stuff to make Gluten Free Chocolate Cake. YUM

I have been having some really sexy weekdays..I started bellydancing lessons, and am working my Glutes...or however I spell that.

Yoddledoodle bloggety Blog.

Im working on a project of making a poison apple...it will be candy on the outside, and poison on the inside...Ill post pics when Im done....SEXINESS

its an art project, and no.... No one will be eating it. Thats not even a possibility.

Hedgehog name

2009-01-13T23:15:00.000-08:00

So I have my lovely female hedgehog, and at first i was planning to call her Astrix...But I am looking at her and I really dont think the name fits.

To give you an Idea, my male hedgehog's name is Atelerix Moonrat Lestrange.

Im looking for something feminine, sexy and strong...because she's my big mama and is like twice the size of my male.

I was thinking something along the lines of Pandora Quill, or Pepperanne Nettle, Fern Revere Also Im attracted to the name Pebbles Von Rubberband....im not sure.... help

HEDGEHOGS, BALLOONS AND INFLATABLES...OH MY!!!

2009-01-13T18:08:00.000-08:00

Hey hey hey y'all

moi again....Of course.
Im super duper pooper excited because in 30 mins I will be getting my female hedgie-hog...apparently shes brown and has had babies. IM SO FRIKKEN EXCITED

ok....meaning I'll be able to breed her one more time. woooo!

Anyhoodly, I was up checking out balloondirectory and I found my new vid up.
I think my boobs look totally hot in this clip, and even if you aren't into inflatables.....hey im still rubbin against something...and at least its cute!

Also, on a side note, I am planning Starla Sparklefox's birthday party.
If you all have any suggestions about what would be a nice surprise other than a gluten free cake, I am totally up to hear them.

My work days have been a little slow, but hey, thats the way January goes, hoes.

Also, I will soon be partaking in a clips4sale store involving freezing, doll fetisha and hopefully once practiced, robot fetish. Click on the purple word store

Ok so through writing this I have eceived my hedgie lady....and shes a big one ooooo

But shes fussy right now cuz she was shipped by car...and that can be traumatizing...your house shaking for 10 minutes, then new smells....blahg,

Oh well ill post pictures soon

Chocolate shoes for the shoe fetishist...like me!

2009-01-08T21:12:00.000-08:00

Masterfully combining two of life's greatest treasures, and two of my biggest passions, Gayle Harte of Gayle's Chocolates is obviously some sort of genius for creating these stunning chocolate shoes.

Weighing 14 ounces, and measuring a whopping seven inches long and six inches tall, these gorgeous gourmet treats are individually handmade, and no two are alike.

If you, or someone on your gift list loves shoes, chocolate, or both - this is a gift that is sure to please - I know they'll be on my wish list.

Offered in pink, milk, white or dark chocolate, each shoe costs $40 (US).

Dear lord, please send me eight of these and I will believe in you forever and ever!!!

Cat smokes, soup and hairspray

2009-01-08T18:10:00.000-08:00

my cat is staring at my smoke
when we talk about her we imagine her with a lisp and smoking cigarettes all the time

I am currently on a diet of coffee soup and cigarettes. I know its not completely healthy...but hey, at least there is soup involved.
Im pretty sure I eat more good stuff on this diet...like snacking on lettuce instead of beer and pretzel sticks....

What is with this pale nipple thing? I have pale skin AND pale nipples....why isnt that a fetish?

Im reading Douglas Coupland's new book....and right now Im procrastinating from writing a paper.

fun times.

I should stop that.....

hotness.

2009-01-07T09:24:00.000-08:00

Starla , and I have started to work ourselves into the dollification/ freeze niche.

Starla's new sit just launched http://www.femdombride.com

we only have one clip up as of yet....but yeah here it goes. hope you like it.

http://clips4sale.com/store/25954

Good News

2009-01-05T10:34:00.000-08:00

I found out Ill be shooting for wasteland!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEK! SO EXCITED.

Now im going to have to go to the hair dressers.....

to....get a sleek and sexy style.....>.<>

Stupid Cute

2009-01-02T23:13:00.001-08:00

Today I had a bit of a shitfit.....
I cant seem to figure out how to make my hair look good when i go out partying...to places whereif you arent purrrfect.....well...you look bad.

Im not someone who spends a lot of time on hair and makeup....cept when putting in a weave...that takes forevs.

anyhoodle...i spent a stupid amount of time on my hair....and i walked my arm into a wall....and then a decent amount of time on makeup...and burnt both my arm and a batch of cookies...poopers....

So now I have a suicidal teen burn mark on my inner arm....which is not cool. But hey, eventually things worked out and i think i looked courtney-love trashy cute....

oh yeah and I was also in a crappo mood cuz I was all like...hey....where is the dress i wanted to wear tonight? Oh thanks canada post for being closed on a non-holiday....eat my butt....thanks again.

So I ended up wearing a corset, and bra and panties....which I thought i would freeze my bum off, but hey, I didnt!!! yay me

anyway...that was my night. toodles

premier Bloggity Blog

2009-01-01T14:36:00.000-08:00

WOAH.

Thanks.

So here you are...whoever you are...probably a chatter or one of my stalker co-workers....

I miss you??? Or maybe you miss me and thats why you are here.....well dang.

Happy new year whoever you are.

Its the first day of the new year right this minute...that Im writing...for all I know its june when you are reading this and its all hot and you're all sweaty-like....sitting at your computer, shading your eyes from the glare on your screen so that you can read exactly what you are reading this second.

woah, life seems unimportant at this moment.

My feet are cold...Im wearing a sexy terry cloth robe...oh yes mister ma'am its baby yellow....mmm..... and P.J. pants with stars on them that I got for christmas 4 years ago.

Hotness.

Well, If you dont know me already...My name is Xev Im a web chat hostess...I try to get sexy....oh yeah....

But Im not sure it comes out sexy so much as cooky...Now I want a cookie.

So..... Yess..... Ill write one of these things again another time.

thanks.

woah.