Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I guess you know what kind of person I am




Name the first words you see.

peep
malice
naked
maniac
lust

Sunday, December 13, 2009

My Madlibs

Dear RONALD MCDONALD,

Well, we are here at the HUGE seaside hotel in the HOT TUB. The weather is PULSATINGLY SWEATY and the temperature is TWO degrees. Our hotel room looks out onto a garden filled with PUSSY trees and tropical PENISES. The natives are all GIGANTIC and spend their time FUCKING and riding their BALLS through the streets. Most of them only speak DIRTY, but I can communicate by making signs with my LABIA. The local food is really WET. Mostly their eat DIRTY Burritos and refried WHIPPED CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES. Our hotel only costs a hundred COCKSUCKERS a day. We are going to spend the week MELTING and then come home.
wish you were here.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Its a small world, afterall

Ok, so I was just on facebook...my non-xev account, and a guy I met in new york messages me.

backstory: last year in new york i met a ton of students from around the world. One guy I met was from germany.

we exchanged facebooks and have sortof stayed in touch

Today he messages me saying that his friend showed him a video of a girl on a balloon and a vibrator.

turn out....it was me. and his friend said something along the lines of "that girl really knows how to tease and get herself off, lol.


anyways, small world

Monday, December 7, 2009

poladroid


Ok so I totally just found the most amazing program!!!!!!!
Its called Poladroid, and what it does it it takes your regular digital files and makes them look like polaroids.

What I like about it is the fact that you can shake your photo and stop it from finishing, if you are happy with how it looks mid-developement.

The program comes with a cute desktop polaroid camera which you drag and grop your photos into and then PSSSHT and here comes your photo...either wait for it to develope...or shake to make it quicker. HAHA

so here are a few of mine

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Chill out with my hot hot chocolate recipe




Winter approaches and we huddle in our boxes trying to keep warm...

my solution to break the dull gray monotony....sex. If sex is unavailable, meet chocolate...specifically hot chocolate....wards off the cold, and gives you that little serotonin kick you always love minus some hardcore drugs that fuck with your brain.

SOOOOoooo....I will give you my little hot chocolate recipe...its got a little kick in it to wake you up (and no, its not liquor, and its not coffee)

Now, I personally dont measure anything at all....so eyeball it...your making something for you ...you obviously will taste it....well I hope you dont just forget it on the counter like I sometimes do.

moving on.

you will need
a pot
milk/cream (or substitute with soy product)
cocoa powder (I like the 70% because its just a bit sweet)
cayenne pepper, in powdered form
a stiry thing...whisk! (say it, its fun)

whisk...whisk.....

sugar (brown, white,raw, icing, doesnt matter pick what you like. or whatevers left in the cupboard)

and thats all i can think of at the moment...cinnamon if you like it, but cayenne will be good enough



step one: pour milk into pot, turn pot to a medium heat
two: stir in a little bit of cream so that the total liquid is the amount you want to ingest
three: add cocoa powder to taste, and add a bit more!
four: whisk until there is no floaty cocoa islands
five: add a half teaspoon of cayenne pepper to the mix...( if you like super spicy do a full teaspoon...if thats not good enough try throwing some dried red hot peppers)
six: add sugar....a teaspoon or three should do it.

stir, stir stir....WHISK WHISK WHISK

add your face additions like marshmallows, cookies, whipped cream (dont forget to sprinkle some cayenne pepper on top!

hot enough? then pour into mug and serve...num num num
ENJOY

OMIGOD


OMIGOD I AM LIKE TOTTALLY KRIKKEN SORRY I HAVE LIKE TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN ANYTHING IN LIKE A WHOLE FUGGIN MONTH ITS LIKE I HAVE NO LIKE IDEA LIKE WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIKE HEAD.

OMIGOD THIS PAST MONTH WAS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME, I LIKE DIED MY HAIR AND LIKE GRADUATED AND THEN I LIKE WALKED, AND LIKE JOINED A GYM AND THEN I LIKE HAVE BEEN XMAS SHOPPING CUZ THATS LIKE SOMETHING I LIKE TOTALLY HAVE TO DO BEFORE I LIKE LEAVE ON THE SEVENTEENTH.

OMIGOD I LIKE TOTALLY AM STOKED ABOUT HAVING THE CHANCE TO LIKE TOTALLY DO KEDRA UP HER LIKE BUM WITH LIKE A GLASS DILDO IT WAS LIKE SO HAWT.


OMIGOD I CANT WAIT UNTIL LIKE MY NEXT POST OR WHATEVER

Thursday, November 5, 2009

wOWEE bITRTHdEE

Hey y'all!!
I just wanted to say thank you for the orgasmerific birthday shift last night...soooo many ormagasms.

sooo.....many.

Thanks to grey and Jtgreen who took me for my very first dp pvt and walked me through the basics of a cam worth dp...holy wow....Ill definitely be doing that again....My eyes were watering it was so good!

Im so excited because at 22 this should be the best year eva!!!!

xoxo
Xev

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

You are Cordially Invited


TO MY BIRTHDAY SHIFT!!!!

GO HERE TO CHAT WITH ME

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Shut up woman get on my horse


Go here....Go there now...this is better then the badger song...by far
You are welcome

Sunday, September 27, 2009

1930s berlin




Hey everyone!!

It is late evening where I am right now, and not 24 hours ago was I beginning my 1930s berlin themed evening. After spending 4 hours on my hair and makeup I quickly got into my sexy brown and blue garterbelt and my floow length blue satin gown. I put on my peach filly slippers, hat and stole that I had made out of extra bear fur I had laying around and Off I went, slave in hand.

Upon getting to the venue (which had recently changed to a less appropriate space due to the last place closing its doors without notice) I got myself my very first cosmopolitain, which to be honest was delicious. Then eventually I met up with little miss Adele who was looking mighty fine on her birthday evening. (thought you boys would like a quick peek at her) After making out with a few people for a bit, then standing in the rain for 40 minutes after the bar closed, the Limo finally picked me and my lush self up and brought me to the afterparty where I promptly stipped off my blue gown and walked around in only my garters and stockings (Did I mention I wasnt wearing a bra or panties? surprised?) Anyhow Adele got a few awesome lapdances, one of which from me untill some yerky boy found his way over and interrupted us. Anyhoo I was invited to an orgy afterwards which I was all prepared to go and be my voyeuristic self at, but I soon found out there would be drugs involved and I dont know if you know this but im pretty anti-drug in most hard cases.

Anyway its about..shockingly 7am and I realise Ive been out partying for 9 hours and have been starving the whole time. SooOOoo Adele and our friends and I went outside3 where it was still raining, and to be honest freezing cold rain while wearing sating dress and a tiny fur stole is not comfy. So we caught a buss downtown which took us to a tim hortons where we had breakfast then parted our separate ways so that we could find our respective beds and be off with the fairies

On the taxi ride home, of course I could only discuss the weather with the driver and I said it may stop raining later in the day, but his responce was "No I called jesus yesterday and he said no sun, only rain today"

Thats a Long distance plan I cannot afford......

Sunday, September 20, 2009

News Update...I guess

Hello beautiful people who may or may not be reading this....


well Im writing it so at least I am reading it.

Anyway, updates. Ah yes. I recently repainted the inside of my dungeon because we plan to move the space to a new area of town....one more....accepting of different lifestyles and it was almost heartbreaking to repaint the place white after being eggplant and red for so many months.

Ah but that is life, repainting, changing and remodelling every little while to become, move and transform into something one hundred times different and one hundred times better...in most cases. A lot of people in our fetish community have been asking when the next party s and the answer is I do not know....not because we havent moved but because we havent found our place yet. but thats life.

Anyhow, I hung out with miss Kedra today and went shopping at value village. I got a cute skirt, teal sweater and a bubble skirt. She got like 4 sweaters and this sweet alien/sci-fi/star trekky type dress which is going to be SO HOT on her.

I am possibly going to be starting my own femdom site....well, by possible I mean I am and it is currently in its "figuring out what the fuck im doing" stage. Haha.

Im on at work tomorrow and I have no clue as to what I want to wear...at all. something sexy...I hope...perhaps something 30s inspired....

anyhow here are some random pictures


ciao for now,
Xev!



Tuesday, September 8, 2009

awesome

Wasteland Update

Hey everyone!!!

Im down in the U old S of A sitting with |Web babe of the year Trisha Uptown, who is a super big sweetheart and we're relaxing before a very long, hard two days of shooting. Im excited because this will be the first model I have ever shot with whom I have never met before.

Our shoot will be less focused on beating this little one up and more focused on humiliation which should be fun. I am told there will be a 'houdini' box waiting for us at the studio which Trisha says 'sounds fun' heheeheh

anyhoudini, I will see you all friday with a much more 'in depth' ;) account of my playtime with miss Uptown.

kisses.
Xev


A picture of Trisha Uptown and Xev Delexx

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Qwebec Expo



This year I went to the Qwebec expo and holy moly was it coolsville.
so many cool people, and this was just on the tradeshow floor

The first nights party was neat because I dressed up as DOUBLE AGENT 69. Unfortunately I have no photos of it at the moment because someone who was supposed to show up didnt.:(

anyhoodle. I went home early the first night saving up my energy for night two of the expo. As I took my cab to where I was staying, I apparently dropped my cellphone in that very cab. My cell was on vibrate from the party and was also dying. I got to where I was going, grabbed my charger and then looked for my phone.....nothing....crap. I called my phone until it died and have contacted lots and lots of cab companies. trouble is I dont know which company i took.

anyway

Day two; wake up, wait 30 minutes for the subway to take my from my friends place to the trade show, am 5 minutes late. (you all know how much I hate that)
11-6pm drink bloody cezars with the big wigs, talk shop, make promotions/proposals/talk software
6-8 drink vodka cranberry with lots of people in the suite party

8-10 go chill with keds and get ready for night out

1015: get to party little late due to traffic. party hand out drink tickets, look sexy....oggle the boobie girls, fondle kedra, smoke cigarettes, dance, drink gin and tonics....party

3:00 lights on, everybody out. Im finally drunk get in a cab have an exceedingly awkward conversation with a not so friendly taxi man. he takes the long way, I have him drop me off a block from the place, another cig, tinside, upstairs, eat pasta into bed.







this morning I ordered myself a new phone....its so hot pink lg neon

Saturday, August 15, 2009

43rd post




Ok....apparently this is my 43rd post.....little crazy dont you think?

Oh Kay, its been a year since I started my debauchery-based workstyle and looking back Im pretty happy. Of course a girl can't live a fun life without a few hiccups now and then.

But overall Im pretty happy.

Last night I had a Mistress Slumber party which was absolutely amazing.
We has salad and shrimp and pasta and drinks all served by our personal slaves. There were lots of laughs a few tears and some very, berry red bums.

We watched Secretary which, if you didnt all ready know is a very amazing movie, which actually helped me float into a bdsm lifestyle.

Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking less chatty more piccy...and you will get your lasted photos as soon as im done talking.

ANYWAY, We woke up this morning and had pancakes and coffee (which the slaves ruined the first time because they dont know how to actuallybrew coffee on a stovetop) aqnd eventually I came home.

Im really excited about the Qwebec Expo. Gonna look hot, and I get to part-ay and meet some masters of the intra-web.

HUGE!

Monday, August 10, 2009

MMORPG


hko.aeriagames.com/playnow
OMG HELLO KITTY MMORPG!!
i AM TOTALLY PLAYING WHEN ITS OUT

Saturday, August 1, 2009

youtube spectaculaire.



hey all

what you are looking at just above this is a picture of the stupid mushroom that decided to grow out of my bathroom ceiling randomly while I was on vacation. It is gone now and there is a nice one foot hole in the ceiling which will apparently be fixed. 'soon'
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above this post somewhere are a bunch of spectaculaire youtube clips I have been making. sOOOoo just to let you all know this is geared to my home life, balloons, inflateables (with a few videos of other girls)

I hope you will enjoy the content that I will be uploading.

http://www.youtube.com/user/XevDelexx

also dont forget about my clips4sale site Doll 'D Up

http://www.clips4sale.com/store/30155

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Vacation etc






hey all im back from vacation. sorry I havent posted in a long time. Ive been soooOOOoo busy with wasteland shoots, domination, working at BalloonDirectory.com
as well as Livecamnetwork.com

bah, this summer is going by SOOOO fast!


at least I dont have to go back to school...except to go back to pick up my dip-plome-uh

and wont that be fun...haha not.












Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Babies


Hey y'all


so...my hedgehog had 2 babies....


and I believe she ate one which is sick....but natural.


So Now, I believe she has one lobvely baby and its so tiny and cute..he or she is so cute i ts effin rediculous...absolutely sweet


he or she squeeks a lot which is a good sign of a healthy baby.

The picture above is of new born hoglets....

I dont really have much else to say other than I am done university and I am looking forward to the inflateables party I am going to this weekend with Kitty and Emma from emmasballoons!!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

sATURDAY nIGHTS


This comic was sent to me by a friend who said "why do I get the feeling this is what saturday nights at your place is like."


I love my friends

Friday, June 12, 2009

what i do when im bored

there are a few things I do when Im bored.

bake cupcakes.
Edit my blogBlow up random inflatable things

SmokeRead
Smoke while reading
Bite my nails


watch a movie.

ehst do you do when your bored?